Dear President - posted by Manny Riviera
Let me start by wishing you a happy and lucky new year. May you draw plenty of royal straight flushes and full houses. And may all flops and rivers be favourable to you.
I am writing to congratulate you on your success with developing the impressive PPG franchise over the last few months. Your reputation as a clean and uncorruptible manager of the jewish poker room has been echoed even in the international city of London, UK. But enough of this flattery, let's talk TACHLES: through my business contacts with the manager of the Venetian, the honorable Syrian, I have learned that you are organising a poker tournament in LV. You must know that the poker fever that has developed in Antwerp and Brussels has not yet reached London, although there seem to be some first signs of contagion/infection developing (as witnessed by the sudden urgent need, by some people whose names I cannot disclose, to wake up in the middle of the night for a quick-n-dirty 1 on 1action on www.BeginnersTexasHoldemPoker.com ).
Therefore, I would feel honoured if you would extend me an invitation for the LV tournament as I am very keen to build up some more experience and look forward to play cards with some of the most talented pokermogulls in the world (it would for instance be an honour to exchange a few bluffs with Mr Kenoza, your player of the year). This experience would also help me in my venture to establish a PPG equivalent in the UK with the upcoming opening of the Ceasars Palace on Eton Avenue (scheduled for March07).
I have previously attended one of the inaugural pokergames of PPG back in September and was impressed by the emphasis on neshama and yiddishkeit during that game. Sure, the keeper of the rules had an unsettling impact on some occasions, but one has to admit: the rules are the rules. Let me also reassure you that I am not the type that will engage in a dirty shmies in between flop and rivers.
I would appreciate if you could forward this message to your forum for other members to approve my presence at LV. Looking forward to play some serious all-ins.
Best regards,
Manny Riviera
I am writing to congratulate you on your success with developing the impressive PPG franchise over the last few months. Your reputation as a clean and uncorruptible manager of the jewish poker room has been echoed even in the international city of London, UK. But enough of this flattery, let's talk TACHLES: through my business contacts with the manager of the Venetian, the honorable Syrian, I have learned that you are organising a poker tournament in LV. You must know that the poker fever that has developed in Antwerp and Brussels has not yet reached London, although there seem to be some first signs of contagion/infection developing (as witnessed by the sudden urgent need, by some people whose names I cannot disclose, to wake up in the middle of the night for a quick-n-dirty 1 on 1action on www.BeginnersTexasHoldemPoker.com ).
Therefore, I would feel honoured if you would extend me an invitation for the LV tournament as I am very keen to build up some more experience and look forward to play cards with some of the most talented pokermogulls in the world (it would for instance be an honour to exchange a few bluffs with Mr Kenoza, your player of the year). This experience would also help me in my venture to establish a PPG equivalent in the UK with the upcoming opening of the Ceasars Palace on Eton Avenue (scheduled for March07).
I have previously attended one of the inaugural pokergames of PPG back in September and was impressed by the emphasis on neshama and yiddishkeit during that game. Sure, the keeper of the rules had an unsettling impact on some occasions, but one has to admit: the rules are the rules. Let me also reassure you that I am not the type that will engage in a dirty shmies in between flop and rivers.
I would appreciate if you could forward this message to your forum for other members to approve my presence at LV. Looking forward to play some serious all-ins.
Best regards,
Manny Riviera
posted by Le Syrien at 6:08 PM
3 Comments:
Hello Mr Manny Riviera,
Can we please ask you to give a little bit more about you identity to the other members.
Thanks,
Ze COLONEL
Dear Colonel Boulaish,
I am Manny Riviera, Tony Montana's second in command.
You may remember Tony Montana from Scarface, especially when he had his nose covered in white powder and was yelling : "F*ck you and f*ck the Diaz brothers, I burried those cockroaches!! "
I hope this helps. Let me know should you need more information about my identity.
Thats enough for me Manny riviera.
I'm almost on my way to Brussels for "la belle partoche du jeudi soir"... I will allready tell the president,the concierge and the syndicat about your message posted on our blog... I'm sure there will be some shmiseray about you tonight.....
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