President's failure
Dear Shmieser Friends,
Our mutual enemy has once again hit the heart of our Palace Poker Group, this time very hard. How long are we supposed to endure this pain? How long could we still survive this terrifying situation? For the first time of my Presidency I feel I’ve disappointed you all. By letting the Shmies grows progressively week after week without reacting consequently until reaching inhuman proportions, I must face the truth and admit I failed. When looking back at the events, I should have adopted a zero tolerance policy from the very beginning: no shmieserai whatsoever allowed after the legal shmiestime, otherwise two weeks exclusion from the PPG. Now I’m afraid it’s too late…
I’m considering therefore resigning from the function of President and letting a more qualified person lead the PPG ship. A press release will be posted very soon on the Blogger.
Baruch Ata Adonai Eloheinu Melech Haolam Sheteazor Lanu Lenazeach et Hashmieserai.
Your President,
Mr. Gregory Zalcman
Our mutual enemy has once again hit the heart of our Palace Poker Group, this time very hard. How long are we supposed to endure this pain? How long could we still survive this terrifying situation? For the first time of my Presidency I feel I’ve disappointed you all. By letting the Shmies grows progressively week after week without reacting consequently until reaching inhuman proportions, I must face the truth and admit I failed. When looking back at the events, I should have adopted a zero tolerance policy from the very beginning: no shmieserai whatsoever allowed after the legal shmiestime, otherwise two weeks exclusion from the PPG. Now I’m afraid it’s too late…
I’m considering therefore resigning from the function of President and letting a more qualified person lead the PPG ship. A press release will be posted very soon on the Blogger.
Baruch Ata Adonai Eloheinu Melech Haolam Sheteazor Lanu Lenazeach et Hashmieserai.
Your President,
Mr. Gregory Zalcman
posted by The President at 1:22 PM
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Dear president....
First of all : i know i was not present at the thursday's partoche... but i heard that our "enemy" was once again very awake...
I'm here to tell you mr president that when your biggest enemy is hitting you, you have to stand up against it, take your people with you and show the enemy who is the strongest. We approaching our elections, i dont know if this was a "move" to have the pitty of you people or realy a thinking of failure...
With this i'm telling you :
Me, Herr colonel Farres alias bouly is supporting you, is behind you and will continue to support you. So I'm asking you in my name and i'm sure in the name of a lot of people to consider you words and more precise : your acts...
We need you to continue our battle against our enemy,we nee to stand up,all together and we will win...
Don't let the DARK SIDE OF THE FORCE hit again.... SHIMSSERAY : Here i come, i'm goint to have you....
Leve de president..........
Dear President,
I think you should reconsider.
As the "father" founder of the "pre"PPG I must request you to reconsider. You DID a good Job, the only thing you failed, was NOT using your VETO as president to stop the enemy.
When you are not present, From now on, you should appoint an officer with the main and only task is to stop the enemy when he hit's us !
Hope to have your fine presence as president this year.
Wish you all a good non Schmies day,
Yours truthfuly,
JaX
Dear one and only President.
Remember what I said in the very beginning of the blog: Un pour tous, tous pour le president!!!
Dont dare (excuse my french) let us down! You have done an incredible job, and more is and needs to come. You have learnt a lot during your first term and these lessons are the ones you should take home and build upon for a successful second term as our president. Stand up to your title! Lead us, and grow stronger once again!
Remember, you are indeed our founding father, and we will forever be behind you...
Your ever-devoted branch Manager
Le syrien
Venetian Manager
Venetian - a PPG Branch
Je profite de cette occasion pour placer une petite phrase de De Funès : "achkoum fares mon president. Il n'y a plus d'achkoum. Fallait pas jouer le mauvais chameau"
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